Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.

One farmer says to another farmer that he had to shoot one of his cows!

 "Was it mad?" asks the other farmer.
The farmer replied, "Well it wasn't very happy about it".

What do you get when you cross a cow with a belly dancer? A milkshake.
 

What do you call a cow with a corn on its foot? Corned beef.

What do you call a cow that is less than 100lbs? Skim.

In a field the farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don't work!

What do you get from a dry cow? Evaporated milk.

Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder.

A lady from the city and her travelling companion were riding the train through the country when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?"  "Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!