Why did the hedgehog cross the road?   To see his flat mate!   

What’s a dog’s favourite holiday destination?   The Howliday Inn!  

Why wouldn’t the guinea pig’s wooden car go?  It wooden go! 

How does a monkey make it’s toast?  Under a gorilla!

What do you call a flying skunk?  A smell-icopter!

How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?  Open the door,put him in then shut the door!

What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?  A shhhheep!

What’s a crocodile’s favourite game?  Snap!